Imagine you finally make it; you’re rich, gorgeous, fit and everyone wants a piece of you. When you finally get married you choose someone who… isn’t as hot as you? Something doesn’t add up here.
These celebrities are the 10’s that married 6’s (if that) and while we can’t help but cringe at each of these photos, we’re wondering if something else is happening behind the scenes that we don’t know about.
The Funny Guy
There’s something about a dude who’s funny that just makes you loosen up. Maybe that’s what super babe Isla Fisher saw in Sacha Baron Cohen’s homely mug when they first met. Many comedians end up scoring mega babes like Cohen did, but we’re wondering if it’s more than just his sense of humour that’s keeping Fisher so captivated. When it comes down to it, funny guys just make you feel comfortable with their quick wit and foul tongues. And if Borat may have a few sexy tricks up his speed to go with that English accent we don’t blame Fisher for keeping him around.
While we hate this speedo look, we love a guy who can make his girl laugh and then make her cum. Thumbs up, Borat!
Beauty and the Geek
Now for awkward couple number two, we have Mad Men bombshell Christina Hendricks and her unknown husband Geoffrey Arend who is an American actor and voice actor. We suspect that he’s packing a ginormous… vocabulary. Or maybe she’s packing some S&M gear as the dominant partner in the relationship. Femdom or female dominatrix are more common than you think, and they help the sub (submissive party) get their rocks off by bossing them around reminding them who’s boss.
Married to the Bank
Salma Hayek and François-Henri Pinault are not playing around. Married since 2009, Pineault had previously been involved with Linda Evangelista before settling down with Mexican babe Salma Hayek. They have a four year old daughter and a hell of a lot of money. Valued at $15 billion by Forbes, Pineault is the ugly dude anyone would want to marry.
You’re probably still in shock about how much he is worth. It’s OK, it’s a normal reaction.
The crown really belongs to Hugh Jackman and his wife Deborra Lee-Furness who is an Australian actress and producer more than 13 years his senior. The couple was married in 1996 when Jackman was at the ripe age of 27 years old, which means he already knew a thing or two in bed that impressed a woman of age 40. The dynamic is pretty shocking compared to most Hollywood marriages that seem to last a total of 22 minutes, but we might all just be a bit jealous of the now 60 year old Lee-Furness who gets to do whatever she wants to Hugh Jackman. This couple must be taking it to another level in the bedroom, we bet Lee-Furness can suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
With this couple going on twenty years of marriage, we sure this guy is getting a lot of service for his hard work.